bathroom-themed.

i awoke yesterday to the sound of my bathroom toilet flushing furiously and repeatedly. i ventured into the bathroom. the toilet was indeed mysteriously flushing furiously and repeatedly. i jiggled the handle on the toilet. still flushing furiously and repeatedly. i went back to bed. it ceased.

hrrrmm.

train-reading: matthea harvey's pity the bathtub its forced embrace of the human form. damn.